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Oct 24 2012

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How to Use an Asian Toilet

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When we moved to Bali a couple of years ago, no one prepared us for the biggest culture shock of all: All restrooms are not created equal. Outside of tourist areas, Indonesian bathrooms lack a couple of major items, namely: shower stalls and toilets. Of the two, the more interesting one is the Asian toilet.

Few things in life are as disconcerting as walking into a bathroom with an urgent need to pee and finding no toilet there. Especially when instead, there’s a raised platform with a porcelain hole in the middle. Sometimes it’s concrete, sometimes it’s tiled, and sometimes there are even places marked out for the feet. But Japanese toilet, Asian toilet, squatty potty, no matter what you call it, it’s not a porcelain throne.
Asian squat toilet M How to Use an Asian Toilet If you’re easily offended, this post may not be for you. It needed to be written, though, because your Mama’s not going to tell you what you need to know. And if you plan to visit the Middle East, Africa or Asia, it’s best to be prepared. So here’s how to “go”¬†in other countries:

Prepare to squat

Priority:¬†Figure out how to keep your clothes from coming in contact with the wet floor. (Eeeeew … what made it wet?) You can either (1) strip off everything from waist down or (2) drop it all to knee-level. Personally, I prefer the second option; I just fold up my cuffs and use my knees to hold everything up.

Whatever you do, pay attention to your pockets or you might end up with a wet, dirty wallet.

Balance and lower

You won’t want to sit down on that cold, wet, porcelain thing to relieve yourself so you’ll need to either hover or squat over the hole.

Even if Mama told you it’s more sanitary I recommend NOT hovering. There’s a reason someone penned the lines “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.” Do you really want to sprinkle all over your shoes and clothes?

Asians squat.
Asians Squat 3 M How to Use an Asian ToiletIf you’re not used to squatting here are a few tips:

  • Be sure your feet are far apart.
  • Lean forward slightly as you squat, keeping your center of gravity firmly over the balls of your feet.
  • Rest your hands or forearms on your knees all the way along to help keep your balance and your backside dry.

Empty out

I’m sure you know what I mean.

Clean up

To clean up you’ll need to use water, which you’ll find as either a bucket or a spray hose. The hose is far easier. (Think Asian bidet.)

  • With a bucket, dump the water onto your back side and splash upwards with the other hand.
  • With a spray hose, grab the hose with your right hand and turn on the faucet to a low flow. Spray closely and gently to avoid baptizing yourself, the floor and the nearby walls.
  • Use your left hand to help clean the area, and do it from the front to help keep your balance.
  • Squeegee off any excess water with your left hand.
  • Refill the bucket from the nearby tap as a courtesy to the next person.
  • If you see toilet paper or paper towels nearby, use it to dry your hands before leaving, and throw it in the trash. Don’t flush it, as many systems can’t handle it.

If you can’t imagine going without, you might want to carry some toilet paper and/or wet wipes with you. They actually sell purse-sized wipes for that purpose.

Stand up

  • To avoid walking out with a wet seat or feet, keep a good hold on your clothes, and pull them on in one smooth motion as you start to stand up.
  • Remember to fold your cuffs down before you leave.

Flush

Squat toilets are so commonly used in the east that many Asians don’t know how to flush a Western toilet.
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  • Fill a bucket with water and dump it into the basin. Repeat until everything has gone down the hole, trying not to get it on the surrounding floor. Then refill the bucket and wash your hands.

Other good things to remember

Did you notice that all cleaning is to be done with the left hand? This is culturally important because many reserve the left hand for bodily hygiene and consider it unclean. Be sure to use your right hand for eating and taking things, especially food: If you take something from a food tray with your left hand the entire tray may be promptly dumped in the trash.

It’s common to find a roll of toilet paper on the dining room table, where it is used for napkins.

In fairness, many Asians have no clue how to use a Western toilet either. It must be widespread, as I’ve heard complaints about footprints on toilet seats and found this sign in a stall at the Bali airport:
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Have you ever used one? Any tips or comments?

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  1. Judy Seeger
    Judy Seeger

    where’s the picture of you guys squatting???

    1. Dan
      Dan

      Haha! Sorry we were waiting for your arrival here in Bali to sign you up as a model.

  2. aggydewtraveller
    aggydewtraveller

    Haha! Love this post! Coming from Indonesia, I am not a fan of these toilets either but I survived with these kinds for 2 years when living in Jakarta. True, this was a needed to be written post!

    1. Linda
      Linda

      Thanks … having had all that experience, is there anything you might like to add?

  3. Curious Nomad
    Curious Nomad

    This is interesting. I’d probably do #1 for prep as you mentioned above to keep my clothes clean.

    1. Linda
      Linda

      You’re right, #1 is the best option for staying clean … as long as you can find somewhere to hang your clothes. ;P

      Come to think of it now that we’re in London, it’s a good thing London doesn’t have squatty potties. Imagine how cold we’d get in the winter!

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